Friday, August 20, 2010

Lost My Muchness Have I ?

Yeah that's what they keep telling me. Well, to be exact...



Situation #1

Me : Imma gonna buy fluffy things for my car when it comes-!

HJ : Omg don't be such a girl laa.

Me : But... I AM a girl.

HJ : Wwhhaatt? No... You're like a brother.



Situation #2

Az : Eh where you at? There's this girl...

Me : Babi at home laa.

Az : But, I wanna talk to her-! And if you're here then maybe she won't think that I'm some weird guy with no female friends. I need a wing man-!

Me : Dude Imma girl-!

Az : No, you're like... A brother.


*Sigh* need I say more?


Question, are guys really that dumb to the extend that they think females don't notice that you're staring at their boobs?! ( Not me haa, just saying ).

And here you are complaining why we never give you chances and what not but hello... We'd rather you communicate with us, like eye contact rather than talking to our boobs right. Gawd, do all guys really think with their dicks instead of their heads?

Yes? Well, go figure.




" Have I gone mad? "
" I'm afraid so. Absolutely bonkers even. But I'll tell you a secret, most of the best people are. "
If only I could turn back time and go back to yesterday *inserts heartbroken emoticon*

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